👉 "Bracket healing cream" is like a superhero sidekick for your aching wrists - or, more accurately, your wrists. It's that fancy, fancy balm that promises to mend those pesky fractures and sprains with a few swipes and a dash of magic (or at least a fancy lotion). But here's the kicker - it's so expensive that even the Batman would be tempted to skip it on his next mission, unless of course he wanted to look like he just saved the day with a quirky, high-priced solution.
Example sentence: "When my friend's delicate fingers broke into a million pieces, I ordered 'Bracket Healing Cream' from the local pharmacy - because who doesn't love a good overpriced bandage? But in the end, I ended up using a cheap Band-Aid and my trusty golf club to save the day."